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Intuitive Badass Returns This Fall!

Fun With Memes!

madness

I couldn’t help it…I had to have a little fun with memes.  Memes amuse me probably more than they should, but I have no guilt about that.  But what if some of these memes took a spiritual, magical or even Pagan tone?

They might look like this…


shuffling

Because until you figure out the difference you just never know.


meditation

You’re either in love with it or you’re not.


crystals

Because it is the scientific fact of how crystals work, not some
crystal fairy floating around healing your woes.


manifesting

If you learned this at this age imagine how your life would be…


mead

Truth!


samhain

If I had a dime for every time this happened.
Sow-in is the common pronunciation of Samhain, the sabbat.
Sam-Hane is the pronunciation of the metal band Samhain started by
Glenn Danzig after he left The Misfits. *pet peeve*


reiki

Who hasn’t been there?


rituals

Just because someone published it in a book {or the web}
doesn’t mean it’s written in stone…because it’s not.  It’s
LITERALLY on paper or in pixels.  Change rituals to fit your needs.



captain

If you only want to hear what you want to hear a reading is not for you,
except maybe one on a psychic line since it’s their job to
make you happy and keep you on the phone for as long as possible.
I speak from personal experience working on one…it’s mostly bullshit.


Now you go out there and make some memes and share these on Pinterest if you found one that really got you!


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Client Love

Incredible, intuitive, thoughtful, and professional reader! Will definitely book with Jess again.

Cadey

Jess Carlson
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2019-11-11T23:09:41-08:00

Cadey

Incredible, intuitive, thoughtful, and professional reader! Will definitely book with Jess again.
OMG I'm blown away by the accuracy of the reading. Jess has a special gift. What she revealed to me, opened me up to a place I knew I should be at but was holding myself back from.

Masha

Jess Carlson
5
2019-11-11T23:10:42-08:00

Masha

OMG I'm blown away by the accuracy of the reading. Jess has a special gift. What she revealed to me, opened me up to a place I knew I should be at but was holding myself back from.
I was so overwhelmed trying to get back into my witchcraft practice, but Jess helped me create an actual plan and a schedule for doing the work. The results in just two months has been far beyond my expectations. I'm in touch with my power like never before!

Sara

Jess Carlson
5
2019-11-11T23:14:38-08:00

Sara

I was so overwhelmed trying to get back into my witchcraft practice, but Jess helped me create an actual plan and a schedule for doing the work. The results in just two months has been far beyond my expectations. I'm in touch with my power like never before!
Jess is a great teacher, as well as an insightful reading and a wonderful healer. Her lessons are informative and easy to understand. Her cards speak to her in a way that I hope mine will to me one day. I have also had a Chakra session and a Reiki session with her and afterward I felt at peace, balanced, and whole again (I was quite sick at the time). I trust very few people, and I follow my path alone, but I trust Jess. She’s a beautiful spirit.

Bev

Jess Carlson
5
2019-05-09T10:56:45-07:00

Bev

Jess is a great teacher, as well as an insightful reading and a wonderful healer. Her lessons are informative and easy to understand. Her cards speak to her in a way that I hope mine will to me one day. I have also had a Chakra session and a Reiki session with her and afterward I felt at peace, balanced, and whole again (I was quite sick at the time). I trust very few people, and I follow my path alone, but I trust Jess. She’s a beautiful spirit.
When I started coaching with Jess I thought I was coming to her for help with a breakup and an unexpected and sudden international move. It turned out that wasn't the real issue at all! Jess asked questions I never would have thought to ask myself and gave me a whole new perspective on what was going on in my life. She made me feel like what I want matters. By the time we were done I felt like I could take on the world!

Patricia

Jess Carlson
5
2019-05-09T10:56:03-07:00

Patricia

When I started coaching with Jess I thought I was coming to her for help with a breakup and an unexpected and sudden international move. It turned out that wasn't the real issue at all! Jess asked questions I never would have thought to ask myself and gave me a whole new perspective on what was going on in my life. She made me feel like what I want matters. By the time we were done I felt like I could take on the world!
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